Dealing with Users

Hello everyone, and welcome to my "Dealing with Users" page parodying O'Reilly & Associates book covers! These t-shirts were an enormous hit at the USENIX 1999 Annual Technical Conference in Monterey, California. I am continuing to offer shirts to fellow System Administrators, and even you! ;-) The Facts: Currently I can only accept checks and the like. I'll also trade for embarrassing Microsoft corporate secrets. I will ship internationally; please contact me about pricing. Domestic packages will have a USPS Delivery Confirmation tracking number that I will send to you. More Facts: Shirts are professionally screen-printed on Hanes' Beefy-Ts. The watermark in the images below does not appear on the actual shirt. Orders of multiple shirts result in great savings for you and your friends, because shipping rates increase only once every three shirts, approximately. Ordering: Place an order by sending email to david@mu.org detailing the colors and sizes of shirts, and your mailing address. I'll verify the cost in a return email. Thank you very much for your interest!
White XL US$15.00 postage paid 2 available XXXL US$18.00 postage paid 4 available			Black XXL US$17.00 postage paid 6 available XXXL US$19.00 postage paid 4 available SPECIAL! XXXXL US$20.00 postage paid 1 available
	My email address appears as a watermark on the images above only.